Perfectly aligned.

Look, it’s a seagull!

He’s obviously meditating.

Visualizing the many fish he will catch in half an hour.

Pretending the slippery fuckers are already in his belly.

Of course he’s very grateful for being alive.

Silently squawking his holy food mantra.

Manifesting a prosperous future.

Always finding ways to be aligned with the universe.

Living a deliberately mindful life.

Haha, no he’s not.

Seagulls don’t give a shit about all that stuff.

Yet they haven’t got a problem in the world.

Just saying.

*Squawk!!*